So, I got asked by a female teacher today if I'm pregnant.
I'm not. In fact I weigh exactly the same now as I did at the beginning of the year.
She very rapidly backpedaled: "Oh, I mean... it's not like you look... I mean maybe a bit..."
So, did I immediately get to the gym? Did I swear to eat salad and only salad for a week? Did I cry tears of sorrow?
No. No, my friends, I bought two bags of chips.
Might as well look the part.
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