First off, let me say thank you to all who commented here, on my facebook account or on my message boards wishing me good luck with the interview. My name was put forward as the candidate they want, but we're still waiting on approval from the school board. So right now, we're in a holding pattern.
I can deal with a holding pattern for a little while.
A little while.
Now, this recipe relates to impatience.
You know those days when you buy an ingredient but the recipe only calls for some of it, so you end up with some left over that has to be used RIGHT NOW or else it'll go bad.
I had that experience earlier this week with half an avocado. I don't even remember what I used my first half for. But the second half? Oh, yum.
Now, I won't blame you if you run screaming in the other direction right now, but before you do, let me assure you that this is delicious dessert. It has four ounces of the finest dark chocolate, and crushed hazelnuts and hazelnut butter.
With me so far?
It also has... uhm... half an avocado.
What? You couldn't read that? That's okay, just drool over this picture and never you mind what it said.
Frosty, nutty, and deeply, deeply chocolatey. It's an all round winner.
And frankly, if the avocado (yes, avocado) weirds you out too much, replace it with two small bananas.
Dark Chocolate Hazelnut Torte
(inspired by Oh She Glows)
1 cup whole hazelnuts, toasted and skinned
2 tbsp cocoa powder
1 tbsp coconut oil
2 tbsp maple syrup
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ large avocado, pitted and flesh scooped out or 2 small bananas, peeled
3 tbsp soy milk (or other non-dairy milk)
1/3 cup maple syrup
1 tbsp hazelnut butter
1 tbsp cornstarch
1/8 tsp kosher salt
1 tsp vanilla extract
3 tbsp cocoa powder
4 oz dark chocolate, chopped and melted
1. Line the base of a small 5-6" springform pan with parchment paper. In a food processor, pulse the hazelnuts together with cocoa powder, until crumbly. Add in oil, maple syrup and vanilla extract. Pour into springform pan and pat in place to create a crust.
2. To make mousse, add all ingredients except melted chocolate to a cleaned food processor bowl. Process until totally smooth and creamy. Add in melted chocolate and process again. Pour mousse onto crust, smoothing the top.
3. Freeze for at least 2 hours to set up. Allow to sit on the counter for 5 minutes before cutting and serving.
Makes 6 small but totally decadent pieces.